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Born 30 something years ago into a card-playing clan in the North of England: the low-roller's poker odyssey has taken him from the school common-room via down-trodden Midlands' casinos, smoky Cotswolds pubs, celebrity Soho drinking spots and of course the ubiquitous world of cyberspace to the home of poker itself, Las Vegas. Join his search for juicy take-downs, great pot odds and the occasional back-door straight as he goes for glory.

Saturday, March 01, 2008 

Roll Up, Roll Up

As usual, I must wonder whether I am blogging the void and whether anyone really cares, but blog on I must. February has passed although technically we are now Marching on and I did promise to be back before the end of the month, but right now I'm still part of today, at least until tomorrow, and besides just yesterday I had a very significant proposal. So who was she I hear you ask? It being February 29th, day of female empowerment Well the name's Ricky, Ricky the Roofer (so-called by Max) and his wasn't the first such proposal, but it was heaven-sent. So thank you Ricky, who arrived on Thursday to survey our storm damage, no quake damage, but we're losing tiles off the roof like virginities at a convent orgy - I've just moved my car as a few more crash earthwards. Now Ricky likes his poker and was a willing ear to my exploits last summer in Vegas (no not those ones)....and to cut a long story short, three bad-beats later Ricky was offering to back me for this year's Big One. I'd said I'd like to go but couldn't justify spending the money, the family's money and was looking to get some backers...a hundred lots of hundred or some such.....I've had some offers on several fronts, all of them to the tune of 500 bucks and some hinting at more. Anyway quick as you like there was Ricky with his offer of a grand, with a possible friend who could do another 500....and what's more Ricky's not talking dollars. So the road to Vegas is officially open. In my last post I'd requested hard currency and before you know it in walks Ricky the Roofer. I've signed up for Virgin's black card - it costs over £100 a year, but it clocks up airmiles quicker than you can say carbon-neutral, and today I printed off this year's WSOP schedule.

World Series of Poker - 2008 Tournament Schedule

Event Date Time Tournament Buy-In
Wednesday, May 28, 2008 9 AM Satellites and live action begins
Thursday, May 29, 2008 Satellites and live action continues
1 Friday, May 30, 2008 12 Noon World Championship Pot Limit Hold'em $10,000
2A Saturday, May 31, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em Day 1A $1,500
2B Sunday, June 1, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em Day 1B $1,500
3 Monday, June 2, 2008 12 Noon Pot Limit Hold'em $1,500
4 Monday, June 2, 2008 5 PM Mixed Limit/No Limit Hold'em $5,000
5 Tuesday, June 3, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em (Rebuys) $1,000
6 Tuesday, June 3, 2008 5 PM Omaha High-Low 8/b $1,500
7 Wednesday, June 4, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em $2,000
8 Wednesday, June 4, 2008 5 PM World Championship Mixed Event $10,000
9 Thursday, June 5, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em (6-handed) $1,500
10 Thursday, June 5, 2008 5 PM Omaha 8/b and Stud 8/b $2,500
11 Friday, June 6, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em Shootout $5,000
12 Friday, June 6, 2008 5 PM Ladies Hold'em $1,500
13 Saturday, June 7, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em $2,500
14 Saturday, June 7, 2008 5 PM World Championship Seven Card Stud $10,000
15 Sunday, June 8, 2008 12 Noon World Championship Ladies No Limit Hold'em $1,000
16 Sunday, June 8, 2008 5 PM Omaha 8/b $2,000
17 Monday, June 9, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em Shootout $1,500
18 Monday, June 9, 2008 5 PM No Limit 2-7 Lowball (Rebuys) $5,000
19 Tuesday, June 10, 2008 12 Noon Pot Limit Omaha $1,500
20 Tuesday, June 10, 2008 5 PM Limit Hold'em $2,000
21 Wed, June 11, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em $5,000
22 Wed, June 11, 2008 5 PM H.O.R.S.E. $3,000
23 Thursday, June 12, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em $2,000
24 Thursday, June 12, 2008 5 PM Pot Limit Hold'em/Omaha $2,500
25 Friday, June 13, 2008 12 Noon World Championship
Heads-Up No Limit Hold'em $10,000
26 Friday, June 13, 2008 5 PM Razz $1,500
27 Saturday, June 14, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em $1,500
28 Saturday, June 14, 2008 5 PM Pot Limit Omaha (Rebuys) $5,000
29 Sunday, June 15, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em $3,000
30 Sunday, June 15, 2008 5 PM World Championship Limit Hold'em $10,000
31 Monday, June 16, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em (6-handed) $2,500
32 Tuesday, June 17, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em $1,500
33 Tuesday, June 17, 2008 5 PM World Championship Seven Card Stud 8/b $5,000
34 Wed, June 18, 2008 12 Noon Pot Limit Omaha (Rebuys) $1,500
35 Wed, June 18, 2008 5 PM Seven Card Stud $1,500
36 Thursday, June 19, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em $1,500
37 Thursday, June 19, 2008 5 PM World Championship Omaha 8/b $10,000
38 Friday, June 20, 2008 12 Noon Pot Limit Hold'em $2,000
39 Saturday, June 21, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em $1,500
40 Sunday, June 22, 2008 12 Noon Limit 2-7 Triple Draw $2,500
41 Sunday, June 22, 2008 5 PM Mixed Limit/No Limit Hold'em $1,500
42 Monday, June 23, 2008 12 Noon World Championship Seniors No Limit Hold'em $1,000
43 Tuesday, June 24, 2008 12 Noon Pot Limit Omaha 8/b $1,500
44 Wed, June 25, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em (Rebuys) $1,000
45 Wed, June 25, 2008 5 PM World Championship H.O.R.S.E. $50,000
46 Thursday, June 26, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em (6-handed) $5,000
47 Thursday, June 26, 2008 5 PM Seven Card Stud 8/b $1,500
48 Friday, June 27, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em $2,000
49 Saturday, June 28, 2008 12 Noon No-Limit Hold'em $1,500
50 Sunday, June 29, 2008 12 Noon World Championship Pot Limit Omaha $10,000
51 Sunday, June 29, 2008 5 PM H.O.R.S.E. $1,500
52 Monday, June 30, 2008 12 Noon No Limit Hold'em $1,500
53 Tuesday, July 1, 2008 12 Noon Limit Hold'em (Shootout) $1,500
Wednesday, July 2, 2008 10 AM Media Day
Wednesday, July 2, 2008 All Day Satellite Day
Wednesday, July 2, 2008 2 PM Ante Up for Africa Charity Event $5,000
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NO-LIMIT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP $10,000

54A Thursday, July 3, 2008 12 Noon Day 1A
54B Friday, July 4, 2008 12 Noon Day 1B
54C Saturday, July 5, 2008 12 Noon Day 1C
54D Sunday, July 6, 2008 12 Noon Day 1D

Monday, July 7, 2008 All Day Break

Tuesday, July 8, 2008 12 Noon Day 2A
Wednesday, July 9, 2008 12 Noon Day 2B
Thursday, July 10, 2008 12 Noon Day 3
Friday, July 11, 2008 12 Noon Day 4
Saturday, July 12, 2008 12 Noon Day 5
Sunday, July 13, 2008 12 Noon Day 6
Monday, July 14, 2008 12 Noon Day 7

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 PLAY SUSPENDED

Sunday, November 9 2008 10 AM Final Table
Monday, November 10 2008 10 AM Final Table Continues

So there it is. I've got my eye on a few smaller Holdem events and would love to play the $10K Omaha and take on the hall of fame, but that game has such a big luck overlay, I'd need a miracle for that to happen. FullTilt begin their satellites as from two hours time when March hits the Eastern Seaboard, so the timing is good. So what can I say Roll up, Roll up. The low-Roller will be, why don't you join him? Terms and conditions will be forthcoming

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